Saturday 22 June 2013

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The old mill long had closed its doors
the rotting wheel would turn no more
no grain to grind, no country stores
where old men sat, told stories, swore…
And rocks that formed the waterfall
became the playground for us all
on summer days, it beckoned, called
beneath the old mill’s rotting walls….
The chill of water, mountain-fed
awakened spirits, long since dead
where millers’ children once were fed
on banks upon which lovers wed.
And yet i hear the echoes still
where laughter of the children filled
those rotting walls upon the hill
‘twas once the home to Freeman’s Mill….


When you fall in love
English Shayari
When You fall in Love with someone,
Don’t think just start enjoying it.
Because after some time.
You will not be in position to enjoy anything.


Seasons In The Sun
English Shayari
Seasons In The Sun
Winter, Spring, Summer and Fall?.
Surprises and joys?hidden in All?.
A strange warmth, within the winter chills..
Oh, the bewitching pictures?of snow-clad hills !
A burst of colours?as the Spring flowers appear,
Like rainbows on petals…here,there? and everywhere !
Energy and sunshine..?the Summer brings,
A long vacation !.?among other things.!
Autumn arrives..with its quiet charm?
Leaves jump for joy?..and lie arm in arm..
Seasons come..and Seasons leave?.
New visions to see?new dreams to weave !!


It takes only a minute
English Shayari
it hurts to love someone and not be loved in return, But what is more painful is to never have the courage to let that person know how you feel. Don’t go for looks; they can deceive. Don’t go for wealth; even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright. It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone,an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone-but it takes a lifetime to forget someone..

English Shayari
mein nay iss taur se chaha tujhe aksar janaan
jaisay mahtab ko be-ant samander chahay
jaisay sooraj ki kiran seep ke dil mai utray
jaisay khushbu ko hawa, rung se hut ker chahay
jaisay pathhar ke kalaijay se kiran phoot-ti hai
jaisay ghunchay khulay mausam se hina mangtay hein
jaisay khaaboan mai khayaloan ki kamaan toot-ti hai
jaisay barish ki dua aabla-pa mangtay hein
mera har khaab meray such ki gawahi de ga
wus?at-e-deed ne tujh se teri khaahish ki hai
meri sochoan mai kabhi dekh sarapa apna!
mai ne duniya se alag teri parastish ki hai
khaahis-e-deed ka mausam kabhi dhundla jo hua
noach daali hain zamanay ki naqabain mai ne
teri palkoan pay utarti hui subhoan k liye
toar daali hain sitaroan ki tanabain main ne
mai nay chaha keh teray husn ki gulnaar fiza
meri ghazlon ki qataron se mehekti jaey
mai ne chaha keh meray fun ke gulistaan ki bahaar
teri aankhoan ke gulaboan se mehekti jaye
tai to yeh tha keh sajata rahay lafzoan ke kanwal
meray khamosh khayaloan mai takallum tera
raqs kerta rahay, bharta rahay, khushbu ka khumaar
meri khaahish ke jazeeroan mein takallum tera
tu magar ajnabi mahol ki parwardah kiran
meri bujhti hoi ratoan ko sahar ker na saki
teri sansoan mai maseehai to thee laikin tu bhee
chara-e-zakhm-e-gham-e-deeda-e-tarr, ker na saki
tujh ko maloom hi kab hai keh kisi dard ka daagh
aankh se dil mein utar jaey to kya hota hai???
tu keh seemab tabiyat hai tujhe kya maloom
mausam-e-hijr theher jaey to kya hota hai
tu nay uss moar pay tora hai ta?alluq keh jahan
dekh sakta nahin koi bhee palat ker janaan
abb yeh aalam hai keh ankhain jo khulain gee apni
yaad aey ga teri deed ka manzar janaan
mujh se maangay ga teray ehd-e-mohobbat ka hisaab
teray hijraan ka dehekta hua mehshar janaan
yoon meray dil ke barabar tera gham aya hai
jaisay sheeshay ke maqabil koi pathhar janaan!!!
jaisay mahtaab ko be-ant samander chahay
mai ne iss taur se chaha tujhay aksar janaan!!!

Beautiful Eyes
English Shayari
This pair of small eyes,
Help in saying big things,
Love not expressed from lips,
Is confessed by a wink.
At any place in the world,
Her eyes keep searching for me,
Sparkle of her eyes is moved to her lips,
After she finds me.
Each feeling of her heart,
Is said by eyes of hers
Whenever I leave her,
Droplets of water stroll down in form of tears.
Can always find,
Unconditional love for me in her eyes,
Confirming the thought to be true,
That the pair never says lies.
I have a feeling,
She has a straight heart to eye connection,
As she expresses everything, by her eyes,
That?s needs to be mentioned.
When I can?t find her eyes around me,
Don?t know what happens to my day,
Smile from my visage,
Remains at bay.
In the night when I lie on a gathered hay,
Under the starry layer of the endless worlds,
I trace your eyes in the maze of stars,
Like a pattern laid out by two beautiful pearls.
This pair of small eyes,
Help in saying big things,
Love not expressed from lips,
Is confessed by a wink.

In search of peace
English Shayari
I saw the sun rise on the mountains high,
Its pale light gleaming in the sky.
Shining peaks with pearl white glow,
And melting of snow with a sigh.
I saw the sun set on the sea shore,
Heard the sea?s various pirates? lore.
Saw the ships sailing by,
With the flag on mast and the captain at door.
I saw various streams gurgling by,
With stones and pebbles as their ally.
Waiting to reach their ultimate goal,
With no fear and ready to die.
I saw the dunes: hot and dry,
Heard the fiery reputation they occupy.
Was out there in the scorching sun,
Running after a mirage with a heart-rending cry.
I saw the meadows on starry night,
Walked under the moon in twilight.
Saw the great bear on the pitch black sky,
Tried to understand the dark when all was quite.
I saw the rain soaking the field,
Black dark clouds forming the guild.
Saw the poor farmer?s smiling face,
In hope of a very good yield.
I saw everything in bloom and in decline,
But I didn?t find the peace divine.
At the very last I came back to my home,
There I found peace and a place that is surely mine.

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Funny Comeback
My friend: Your dick is probaly like a tic tac
Me: No wonder your moms mouth is so fresh
Class: OOOOHHHHHH!!!
Funny Comeback
Guy1: Your zipper is down.
Guy2: Ughh, your mom is so forgetful !
Funny Joke
Police: where do u live?
Me: with my parents
Police: where does ur parents live?
Me: with me
Police: where do u all live?
Me: together
Police: where is ur house?
Me: next to my neighbors house
Police: where is your neighbors house?
Me: if i tell you u wont believe me.
Police: tell me
Me: next to my house
A couple is driving
Cop:Sir, you realize that you were speeding.
Husband:Im sorry officer, I didnt know.
Wife: What the hell, thats a lie Ive been telling you for miles!!
Husband:Shut up!! Shut the f*ck up!!No one is talking to you!!
Cop: Ok then, did you know that your license plate was expired?
Husband:No Officer, I didnt know.
Wife:NO!!! Ive been telling you for months!!
Husband:Shut the hell up BITCH nobody's talking to you!!!*cop walks over to the wife's side and says*
Cop: mam, does he always talk to you this way?
Wife:No. only when he's drunk.
Funny Joke
Things I never learned in High School:
1) how to do taxes
2) anything to do with banking
3) how to do loans for college
4) how to buy a car / house
5) how to jump start a car
but I'm so glad I know the f*cking Pythagorean Theorem.
Funny Joke
There was a white guy, a Mexican guy, and a black guy. All three of them bring something from their country that they have too much of. All three of them climb the Eiffel tower. The Mexican brings tacos and says, "We have to many of these in our country and throws the tacos off the Eiffel Tower". Next, the black guy brings weed and says, "We have to much of this in our country and throws them off the tower." Next, the white guy pushes the Mexican and the black guy off the Eiffel tower and says, "We have to many of those in our country."

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Funny Jokes For Teenagers Pictures Images Photos 2013

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The old mill long had closed its doors
the rotting wheel would turn no more
no grain to grind, no country stores
where old men sat, told stories, swore…
And rocks that formed the waterfall
became the playground for us all
on summer days, it beckoned, called
beneath the old mill’s rotting walls….
The chill of water, mountain-fed
awakened spirits, long since dead
where millers’ children once were fed
on banks upon which lovers wed.
And yet i hear the echoes still
where laughter of the children filled
those rotting walls upon the hill
‘twas once the home to Freeman’s Mill….


When you fall in love
English Shayari
When You fall in Love with someone,
Don’t think just start enjoying it.
Because after some time.
You will not be in position to enjoy anything.


Seasons In The Sun
English Shayari
Seasons In The Sun
Winter, Spring, Summer and Fall?.
Surprises and joys?hidden in All?.
A strange warmth, within the winter chills..
Oh, the bewitching pictures?of snow-clad hills !
A burst of colours?as the Spring flowers appear,
Like rainbows on petals…here,there? and everywhere !
Energy and sunshine..?the Summer brings,
A long vacation !.?among other things.!
Autumn arrives..with its quiet charm?
Leaves jump for joy?..and lie arm in arm..
Seasons come..and Seasons leave?.
New visions to see?new dreams to weave !!


It takes only a minute
English Shayari
it hurts to love someone and not be loved in return, But what is more painful is to never have the courage to let that person know how you feel. Don’t go for looks; they can deceive. Don’t go for wealth; even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright. It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone,an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone-but it takes a lifetime to forget someone..

English Shayari
mein nay iss taur se chaha tujhe aksar janaan
jaisay mahtab ko be-ant samander chahay
jaisay sooraj ki kiran seep ke dil mai utray
jaisay khushbu ko hawa, rung se hut ker chahay
jaisay pathhar ke kalaijay se kiran phoot-ti hai
jaisay ghunchay khulay mausam se hina mangtay hein
jaisay khaaboan mai khayaloan ki kamaan toot-ti hai
jaisay barish ki dua aabla-pa mangtay hein
mera har khaab meray such ki gawahi de ga
wus?at-e-deed ne tujh se teri khaahish ki hai
meri sochoan mai kabhi dekh sarapa apna!
mai ne duniya se alag teri parastish ki hai
khaahis-e-deed ka mausam kabhi dhundla jo hua
noach daali hain zamanay ki naqabain mai ne
teri palkoan pay utarti hui subhoan k liye
toar daali hain sitaroan ki tanabain main ne
mai nay chaha keh teray husn ki gulnaar fiza
meri ghazlon ki qataron se mehekti jaey
mai ne chaha keh meray fun ke gulistaan ki bahaar
teri aankhoan ke gulaboan se mehekti jaye
tai to yeh tha keh sajata rahay lafzoan ke kanwal
meray khamosh khayaloan mai takallum tera
raqs kerta rahay, bharta rahay, khushbu ka khumaar
meri khaahish ke jazeeroan mein takallum tera
tu magar ajnabi mahol ki parwardah kiran
meri bujhti hoi ratoan ko sahar ker na saki
teri sansoan mai maseehai to thee laikin tu bhee
chara-e-zakhm-e-gham-e-deeda-e-tarr, ker na saki
tujh ko maloom hi kab hai keh kisi dard ka daagh
aankh se dil mein utar jaey to kya hota hai???
tu keh seemab tabiyat hai tujhe kya maloom
mausam-e-hijr theher jaey to kya hota hai
tu nay uss moar pay tora hai ta?alluq keh jahan
dekh sakta nahin koi bhee palat ker janaan
abb yeh aalam hai keh ankhain jo khulain gee apni
yaad aey ga teri deed ka manzar janaan
mujh se maangay ga teray ehd-e-mohobbat ka hisaab
teray hijraan ka dehekta hua mehshar janaan
yoon meray dil ke barabar tera gham aya hai
jaisay sheeshay ke maqabil koi pathhar janaan!!!
jaisay mahtaab ko be-ant samander chahay
mai ne iss taur se chaha tujhay aksar janaan!!!

Beautiful Eyes
English Shayari
This pair of small eyes,
Help in saying big things,
Love not expressed from lips,
Is confessed by a wink.
At any place in the world,
Her eyes keep searching for me,
Sparkle of her eyes is moved to her lips,
After she finds me.
Each feeling of her heart,
Is said by eyes of hers
Whenever I leave her,
Droplets of water stroll down in form of tears.
Can always find,
Unconditional love for me in her eyes,
Confirming the thought to be true,
That the pair never says lies.
I have a feeling,
She has a straight heart to eye connection,
As she expresses everything, by her eyes,
That?s needs to be mentioned.
When I can?t find her eyes around me,
Don?t know what happens to my day,
Smile from my visage,
Remains at bay.
In the night when I lie on a gathered hay,
Under the starry layer of the endless worlds,
I trace your eyes in the maze of stars,
Like a pattern laid out by two beautiful pearls.
This pair of small eyes,
Help in saying big things,
Love not expressed from lips,
Is confessed by a wink.

In search of peace
English Shayari
I saw the sun rise on the mountains high,
Its pale light gleaming in the sky.
Shining peaks with pearl white glow,
And melting of snow with a sigh.
I saw the sun set on the sea shore,
Heard the sea?s various pirates? lore.
Saw the ships sailing by,
With the flag on mast and the captain at door.
I saw various streams gurgling by,
With stones and pebbles as their ally.
Waiting to reach their ultimate goal,
With no fear and ready to die.
I saw the dunes: hot and dry,
Heard the fiery reputation they occupy.
Was out there in the scorching sun,
Running after a mirage with a heart-rending cry.
I saw the meadows on starry night,
Walked under the moon in twilight.
Saw the great bear on the pitch black sky,
Tried to understand the dark when all was quite.
I saw the rain soaking the field,
Black dark clouds forming the guild.
Saw the poor farmer?s smiling face,
In hope of a very good yield.
I saw everything in bloom and in decline,
But I didn?t find the peace divine.
At the very last I came back to my home,
There I found peace and a place that is surely mine.

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People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.
A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire. You're lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime.
The golden rule of work is that the bosses jokes are ALWAYS funny.
God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
It's funny the way most people love the dead. Once you're dead, you're made for life.
The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not Eureka! (I found it!) but 'That's funny...�
Robert Redford used to be such a handsome man and now look at him: everything has dropped, expanded and turned a funny colour.
Funny thing how you first meet the woman that you marry. I first met the wife in a tunnel of love. She was digging it.
A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book.
They say he's [Yogi Berra] funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?"
Fake news executives are nicer than real news executives, though real news executives are funnier than fake news executives. They dont know theyre being funny.
I am sitting here looking at the most amazing person I have ever seen, smart, funny, caring, and absolutely stunning! Yes, I am looking in the mirror!
A man too busy to take care of his health is like a mechanic too busy to take care of his tools.
A man who prides himself on his ancestry is like the potato plant, the best part of which is underground
The awkward moment when you realize your joke isn't as funny as you thought.
Funny in Michigan you can be a seasonal boyfriend and in the summer you can take off But in the winter you gotta be on lock.
The leadership instinct you are born with is the backbone. You develop the funny bone and the wishbone that go with it.
Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny. Maybe that's why I don't have a boyfriend.
There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.
I've risen from the dead. Though sometimes, when I wake up in the morning, I feel like I've died. I swear I'm aging in dog years. But no, I'm not dead. It's funny how stuff like that gets started.
What people actually think: ha = you. suck. haha = not that funny. hahaha = really funny actually. hahahaha = funniest. thing. ever!! hahahahaha = I wanna be your friend/ gf/ bf. ahahahahaha = you. suck. a. lot.
Mom: Your great aunt just passed away. LOL Me: Why is that funny? Mom: It's not funny David! What do you mean? Me: Mom lol means laughing out loud! Mom: Oh my goodness! I sent that to everyone I thought it meant lots of love. I have to call everyone back oh God.
Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
There should be a rule against people trying to be funny before the sun comes up.
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.

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THE HUM OF HAIR DRYERS and the clatter of conversations in both English and Vietnamese washed over the woman as she opened the door at Fountain Hair & Nails. Sandwiched between a dry cleaner and a barbershop in a small strip mall, the salon was right off a main road in Fountain Valley, California, a sprawling suburb not far from Disneyland. It is one of those places where everything seems pleasant enough but nobody stands out, which made it a perfect stopping place for the fortysomething woman and the gruff-looking elderly man behind the wheel outside.

Smiling politely, the woman said she didn’t have an appointment and asked whether anyone was available to color her hair. She was pressed for time, she said, her husband waiting impatiently in the car. She held up a package of blond dye she had purchased. The salon was filled with customers, but the owner, Kim, smiled and steered her toward an empty chair. Did her husband want to wait inside? No, thanks, said the woman. He stayed in the car, facing the shop’s large plate-glass windows, keeping her in sight the whole time. The woman made little conversation, paid cash — $16, plus tip — then slid into the passenger seat, and they were gone.

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Nothing about the January 2000 visit seemed remarkable to the salon owner until FBI agents showed up a couple of weeks later flashing wanted posters. The agents had been alerted by a customer who watched America’s Most Wanted and recognized the couple as Whitey Bulger and Catherine Greig.

It wasn’t the first sighting of the Boston gangster and his girlfriend, nor would it be the last. For five years, the FBI had been fruitlessly searching for Whitey, who was now facing 19 murder charges. It would take 11 more years — and millions more dollars spent on the manhunt — before agents finally arrested him in Santa Monica, less than an hour’s drive from that salon. “We were looking for a gangster, and that was part of the problem,” retired Boston police detective Chip Fleming said later. “He wasn’t a gangster anymore.”

America’s Most Wanted would devote 16 segments to the worldwide hunt for Whitey, all in vain, for he had transformed into the grandfatherly Charlie Gasko, and nobody recognized him — not even some of his Santa Monica neighbors who had relocated from Boston and knew Whitey Bulger by name and repute. Whitey had a reputation for brutality back home, but in California, he and Greig became known as just another pair of amiable retirees who stopped to pet dogs and cats during their daily walks. They strolled to Santa Monica Pier, Palisades Park, or past the upscale shops on Montana Avenue, where it was not unusual to spot celebrities. Often they headed to the Third Street Promenade, wandering among the outdoor mall’s designer clothing stores and gourmet restaurants. Street performers danced and sang; fortunetellers enticed passersby.

Whitey and Greig liked to sit on the benches, people watching. They seemed unconcerned about surveillance cameras or that they had made their home just 4 miles from the Los Angeles office of the FBI. The notorious couple was hiding in plain sight. And it was working.

***

JAMES “WHITEY” BULGER and Catherine Greig were an unlikely pairing: She was from South Boston but not completely of it. Many of her classmates were happy to go into the military or get a civil service job, something safe and secure with a good pension. But Greig declared in the 1969 Southie High yearbook that her ambition was “to have a medical career.” After high school, she enrolled in a two-year program at the Forsyth School for Dental Hygienists, then affiliated with Northeastern University. She proved very good at it; in her second year, a prominent periodontist and research scientist chose Greig to work in his lab.

While Greig had vowed not to end up a young housewife without a career, she nevertheless married Bobby McGonagle, her first serious boyfriend, when she was 20. The marriage was troubled from the start. When McGonagle was caught in a compromising position with Greig’s twin sister, Margaret, he joked to family members that he had confused the two. They split up in 1973; their divorce wasn’t finalized till 1977, though Greig was by then dating Whitey Bulger.

Greig was 24 when they met, 22 years younger than Whitey. Either she didn’t know that Whitey had killed two of her brothers-in-law — one by mistake, the other, from a rival gang, very much on purpose — or she didn’t care. Before long, her co-workers noticed the new jewels and fur coat. “After all she had been through with her ex-husband, I think she just wanted to be loved,” said a friend. “And Jimmy was very good to her. Certainly, in a material way he was.”


Cathy Greig was Whitey’s second choice to accompany him on the run.

But Greig wasn’t the only woman in Whitey’s life. He had been with a single mother named Teresa Stanley for a decade when, in 1976, he moved her and her children from the South Boston projects into a brick-front Colonial he purchased on Telegraph Hill. Stanley, who was entirely unaware of Greig, provided Whitey with a level of domestic normalcy that balanced out his work as a criminal and FBI informant. He treated her four children as his own, even walking Stanley’s daughter Karen down the aisle and paying for her lavish wedding. But the children never called him Dad. Their nickname for him was Charlie.

Women other than Stanley and Greig were welcomed into Whitey’s bed but never into his confidence. By the late 1970s, he had a routine. He dined at Stanley’s nearly every night, then slept elsewhere, usually at Greig’s apartment in Quincy. Even though she hated sharing Whitey, Greig was tolerant of his flings. Her response to his wandering eye was to make herself more attractive. She worked out daily. She got her teeth cleaned monthly. She had breast implants, a face lift, liposuction, and eyelid surgery. The girl once voted best-looking in her high school class had a complete makeover, all of it paid for by Whitey.

For some two decades, Whitey’s life remained a complicated straddle of his criminal and domestic realms. There was a gang to manage, with operations in loan-sharking, extortion, and drugs; he had to sustain his bond with the FBI by supplying a regular flow of tips; and he was also still keeping two households, including the split-level in Squantum he bought Greig in 1986. Stanley was still in the dark about Greig, and Whitey wanted to keep it that way. That trick alone could test a man’s stamina.

Greig fought constantly with Whitey over his relationship with Stanley. One night in the fall of 1994, she’d had enough. Greig called Stanley’s home looking for Whitey. “He’s not here,” Stanley said. “I think we have to talk,” Greig said. “Something bad is going on.” Stanley suddenly felt anxious. She had heard rumors about Whitey’s womanizing, but he had convinced her she was his only lover.


TERESA STANLEY

Whitey and Teresa Stanley, his girlfriend of three decades, on a 1980s trip to Europe.

Minutes later, Greig pulled up outside in a green Ford Explorer and Stanley climbed in. It was an awkward moment, the first time the two women Whitey had so carefully kept apart for decades had met. Stanley’s heart was pounding, but she willed herself to stay calm and dignified. They drove in silence during the 6-mile trip to Greig’s home.

Greig led Stanley into the living room, where she took a seat and nervously lighted a cigarette. As Stanley listened in silence, Greig revealed that she had been having an affair with Whitey for nearly 20 years, that she loved him and was devoted to him, and that he supported her financially. She was tired of living a double life and wanted Whitey to choose.

Stanley was thunderstruck. She felt like a fool. Thirty years together and she didn’t know?

The two women were still sitting, stewing in discomfort, when a highly agitated Whitey showed up with Kevin Weeks in tow, banging on the door until Greig let him in. Someone who had seen the women drive off together had called him. Both Stanley and Greig had witnessed Whitey like this before — breathing heavily, battling his temper. These were dangerous signs. He was under tremendous pressure already — he had been hearing rumors that a multi-count extortion indictment was being prepared. Now his personal life was imploding, too.

 “Let’s go,” he snapped at Stanley.

 “No!” Stanley screamed. She had always been meek and deferential around him. No more. “You’ve been living with her. . . . This is it!” Whitey started swearing and screaming at Greig as he grabbed Stanley by the arm, trying to force her to leave. Greig was yelling back: “I’m tired of being the second fiddle. You’re going to have to choose.”

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Stanley and Whitey at a wedding in the 1980s.

inally, Whitey succumbed to his rage. “He grabbed Cathy by the neck, whipped her down to the floor, and started choking her,” Weeks later recalled. “He lost it. He had both hands on her neck, squeezing her. I thought he was going to kill her.” Weeks tugged hard on his boss’s arm, dragging him away from Greig and toward the door. Greig struggled to her feet, trying to regain her breath.

Whitey again demanded that Stanley follow him, and this time she complied. In the car, he insisted that he had already ended the affair. “It’s over between us, and she’s just doing this because I left her for you,” he said.

Stanley wasn’t buying it. She knew that Greig was telling the truth, and she was devastated. She would never feel the same about Whitey, would never get over his betrayal, which quietly continued. A few days after the blowup, Whitey was back at Greig’s door, and Cathy wouldn’t or couldn’t turn him away.

***

ON DECEMBER 23, 1994, Whitey’s former FBI handler, John Connolly, stopped by Whitey’s South Boston liquor store. The agent, who called Bulger Jimmy, wanted to give the gangster the headstart he had long ago promised.

“They’re gonna indict Jimmy and Stevie [Flemmi] and Frankie Salemme,” Connolly told Weeks, naming Whitey and two of his most dangerous associates. “It’s imminent. They’re trying to put them together over the holidays and grab all three of them at once.”

As soon as Connolly left, Weeks beeped Whitey, who was just heading out with Stanley for some last-minute Christmas shopping. He was still being very solicitous of her. Whitey pulled his car in front of the liquor store, and Weeks climbed into the back seat. Weeks didn’t dare say anything. It wasn’t Stanley he was worried about so much as a bug. In Copley Square, Stanley wanted to go to Neiman Marcus.

 “Go ahead,” Whitey told her. “I’ll catch up.” Stanley went to window-shop, and the men walked to the back of the parked car.

“Zip came by,” Weeks said, using Connolly’s nickname. He repeated what Connolly had told him.

“Did you tell Stevie yet?”

“No,” Weeks said. “Not yet.”

Whitey said nothing for a while, then turned and whistled sharply.

“Hey,” he yelled at Stanley, “let’s go.” There would be no last-minute shopping. Whitey had a surprise: They were going to go on a trip.

They spent Christmas Eve in New York and New Year’s Eve in New Orleans — staying at Le Richelieu, a boutique hotel in the French Quarter, under their actual names. Next, they drove to Clearwater, Florida, where Whitey picked up cash and some phony identification he had stashed in a safe-deposit box years earlier.

Whitey was ready to take on his new identity but didn’t want to jump the gun. He checked back every day, and there was still no word of an indictment; maybe it was a false alarm. “Let’s go home,” he told Stanley a few days after New Year’s. They were somewhere on Interstate 95 in Connecticut when the news of Flemmi’s arrest came over the radio. Whitey immediately turned the car around and headed for Manhattan.

In the days to come, Whitey tried to reassure Stanley that they were just on an extended vacation. But after a month on the road, she had had enough. She was homesick and also still miffed over Whitey’s affair with Greig. She had felt flattered, at Christmas, that he had chosen her to accompany him, but now it was February, and a life in hotels and motels and who knew where else was not appealing. “I want to go home,” Stanley said.

Whitey didn’t seem surprised. He didn’t fight with her or browbeat her as he usually did to get his way. Instead, he dropped her off in the parking lot of a Chili’s, less than a mile from her daughter’s house in a suburb south of Boston. Their farewell, the ending of what was essentially a 30-year common-law marriage, was anticlimactic. “See ya,” Whitey said. “See ya,” Stanley replied.

Whitey was soon back on the highway, navigating the 20-minute drive to Malibu Beach in Dorchester. What Stanley had not known, as she stepped out of Whitey’s black sedan with the new-car smell, was that he had arranged for Greig to join him on the run.

Everything had been choreographed. It was almost as if they were eloping. Kevin Weeks drove around for an hour before he picked up Greig in Southie at 7:30 p.m. He repeated the routine before heading over to Malibu Beach. Weeks and Greig were walking toward the prearranged meeting spot when Whitey appeared out of the shadows. He looked like a cowboy: a Stetson, black leather jacket, jeans, and cowboy boots. Greig almost ran to him, throwing herself into his arms. They held the embrace. Weeks stood awkwardly to the side. “It was like something out of Casablanca,” he later recalled.

Greig was glowing as they walked to Whitey’s Mercury Grand Marquis. He had chosen her; when it came down to it, he had chosen her. And he had married her. Not in real life, but in the lives they were about to assume.

SANTA MONICA is a place where some people go to reinvent themselves, and that’s exactly what Whitey and Greig set out to do when they arrived in the fall of 1996. For nearly two hectic years, they had zigzagged the country by car and train, with long stops in Louisiana and short visits to Texas, Arizona, and Wyoming, among other states. But now they were looking to settle down, and the city had everything Whitey wanted: the sun, the ocean, and the anonymity of living in a vibrant place that attracts transients and vacationers. Their distinct Boston accents drew little attention. Being from somewhere else meant little there. The assumption was you had come for the same reasons as everybody else.


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Greig and Whitey photographed in Dorchester in 1988.

As Whitey and Greig strolled along Palisades Park, he spotted a homeless man named Charlie Gaska. At first, Gaska waved him off, but Whitey was persistent, saying he could make it worth his while; all Gaska had to do was let him use his Social Security number. Not long after he pocketed the man’s identification, Whitey and Greig were standing in the manager’s office at the Princess Eugenia apartment complex on nearby Third Street. Whitey peeled off hundred-dollar bills to put a deposit on Apartment 303, a two-bedroom, two-bath unit that rented for just $837 a month.

The two filled out a few forms, signing their new names: Charles and Carol Gasko. Whitey had changed one letter in Gaska’s name, a variation so subtle it would not arouse suspicion. They explained that they had no need for a reserved parking space in the basement of the complex, but that they would put some of their belongings in a storage locker.

Charlie and Carol were model tenants. Every month, about a week early, Greig would deliver the rent to the office across the street, where a property manager would take their white envelope stuffed with crisp hundred-dollar bills and joke, “Carol, did you rob the bank again?” The two would laugh.

The Gaskos acquired a reputation for being thoughtful neighbors and pleasant company, but they were also intensely private. They said that they came from Chicago for the warm weather and didn’t have any friends or family in the area — a plausible explanation for why no one ever visited.

Using her alias, Greig subscribed to the Los Angeles Times and got Whitey a subscription to Soldier of Fortune magazine. An avid reader, Whitey amassed a collection of several hundred books, many about military history, war, and organized crime. Among the volumes were Escape From Alcatraz, The Master of Disguise, and American Mafia. Some, like Secrets of a Back-Alley ID Man, offered practical advice for the fugitive gangster on topics such as how to forge identification documents. Whitey used his newly acquired skills to create business cards for Greig under various fictional names.

Whitey was wary, consumed with avoiding capture. Now in his late 60s, he sported a white beard and mustache. When he ventured outside, he wore large, old-fashioned eyeglasses and a fisherman-type canvas hat with the brim pulled low over his face. Greig, in her mid-40s, seemed more interested in appearing attractive than she did in disguising herself. She never left the apartment without makeup. The couple dressed casually but impeccably, generally both in jeans or light-colored slacks and white long-sleeved shirts over a T-shirt. Greig often wore all white — a white blouse, white pants, white sun hat.

If Whitey had methodically abandoned everything connecting him with his old life, there was one thing he refused to give up: his stockpile of weapons. While on the run, he had collected some 30 shotguns, rifles, pistols, and revolvers, taking advantage of lax Nevada gun laws to buy some of them at a show in Las Vegas. He considered his collection a hobby. “It’s recommended to have a hobby after one retires,” he told a friend.

Whitey cut several holes in the walls of the apartment, stuffing the guns, ammunition, and knives inside some; in others, he stacked neat piles of cash totaling hundreds of thousands of dollars. For day-to-day expenses, he kept a cash drawer in the kitchen, with neatly stacked rows of bills in denominations ranging from $1 to $100.

Whitey slept alone in the master bedroom, leaving the guest bedroom to Greig. He kept a loaded handgun and a stack of crisp bills on a shelf next to his bed. His windows were covered with opaque plastic held in place with duct tape over which hung black curtains. He tucked several more loaded guns behind books on a bookshelf. At night, he often stood on their balcony with binoculars, canvassing the neighborhood for any sign that he was being watched.

Mostly, Whitey and Greig’s life centered on the mundane. Greig kept a weekly planner, listing doctors’ appointments, department store sales, and when it was time to change the sheets on their beds. Greig ran all the couple’s errands, paying their utility bills with money orders. Knowing their cash might have to last for many years, they were frugal. Greig shopped at the 99 Cents store and T.J.Maxx. She used coupons and bought mouthwash and detergent in bulk. She made some purchases through mail-order catalogs, including the Vermont Country Store, which sells flannel nightgowns and New England jellies. She bought castile soap by the case from a Kentucky company and ordered Whitey’s $103 New Balance sneakers from Road Runner Sports. Twice a week, she shopped at the farmers’ market at the Third Street Promenade, pulling a metal cart down the street. They joined the AARP, through which they received senior discounts. Whitey had made millions in his years as a mobster, but now they lived on a fixed income like most other retirees.

If Greig handled most of the household chores, Whitey took charge of a key task: making sure they didn’t get caught. They trolled places where the homeless gathered and bought identification like driver’s licenses and Social Security numbers from at least a half dozen alcoholics, drug addicts, and mentally ill people. Workable ID was essential for one of their occasional errands, the 2½-hour drive to Mexico, where Whitey could buy medicine for his heart condition without a prescription. Wanted posters for the two were circulated at the border, but no one ever spotted them.

They were, however, probably on one of their Tijuana excursions when they stopped at the hair salon in Fountain Valley in 2000. After the FBI publicized the sighting, Greig stopped coloring her hair, reverting to gray. The couple saw no need to uproot themselves, however. Whitey had no intention of reclaiming his old life — and, besides, he no longer bore much resemblance to the face on the Wanted posters.

Whitey and Greig had been living at the Princess Eugenia for about 10 years when they began initiating more conversations, especially with newer, younger tenants. After years of keeping people at arm’s length, they seemed to yearn for social contact. Whitey regularly placed the free local newspaper at the doorsteps of the tenants he befriended, cautioning them to read the police blotter. When a young single woman moved in, Whitey offered self-defense advice. One night, the woman heard a knock and opened her door to find Whitey and Greig standing there. “You have to protect yourself,” Whitey told her, handing her a can of mace.

Some neighbors considered the Gaskos a “darling” elderly couple; the two were sometimes seen holding hands during their walks. But a few women said that the couple rarely showed affection and that Charlie seemed controlling and unappreciative of his wife. “I never thought he treated her so well,” said Barbara Gluck, who lived down the hall and knew them for more than 10 years. “She was young and she looked very pretty. He was old and grizzled. I kept thinking to myself, ‘What are they doing together?’ ”

But for Greig, the Santa Monica years were more like a dream, long-deferred, now come true. After years of having to share Whitey with Teresa Stanley, she relished her role as sole caretaker. Janus Goodwin, a minister who lived three doors down, said Greig would frequently end their conversations abruptly to rush back to Whitey “like he was God.” Greig would often smile broadly and say in an exaggerated voice: “Someone needs me. I’m needed!”

Whitey, who turned 80 in September 2009, was beginning to show his age. Greig fretted over her arthritis and Whitey’s prostate and worried about paying their medical bills. She subscribed to magazines like Prevention, shopped for healthy foods, and put them on a reduced-sodium diet. He was not a very good patient. His aversion to doctors was so strong that he worried he might lose his temper with one and get himself in trouble. But Greig helped him control himself, often playing good-will ambassador when she accompanied him to appointments. He introduced her as his wife.

Every few weeks, Greig got her hair cut at a salon on Wilshire Boulevard. She confided to her hairdresser, Wendy Farnetti, that she was concerned about her husband’s health. One day the talk turned to men. “I have the worst taste in men,” said Farnetti. “I’m a bum magnet.”

Greig laughed. “I really love the bad boys,” she said. “My husband was a really bad boy when I married him, but he’s a lot more mellow now.”

It was true. After so many years in Santa Monica, Whitey saw himself, in fact, not so much as a criminal in hiding as a man in love. Greig’s loyalty, proven over so many years, meant more to him than anything. He was not a man prone to regret, but regretted not meeting her sooner. If he had, things might have been different. “By the time we met it was too late,” he wrote in a letter to a friend. “I was in too deep, had done too much to even consider an honest way of life.” Whitey Bulger had not gone soft as much as he had gone native. He was a man of Southern California now, and he had never been happier.


A LITTLE AFTER 8:30 p.m. Pacific time, on May 1, 2011, President Obama appeared on television. “Good evening,” he began. “Tonight I can report to the American people and to the world that the United States has conducted an operation that killed Osama bin Laden, the leader of Al Qaeda, and a terrorist who’s responsible for the murders of thousands of innocent men, women, and children.”

If Whitey had been standing on his balcony, he would have been able to hear the “USA! USA!” chants floating up from the Third Street Promenade. But if the news of bin Laden’s death led to spontaneous celebrations in Santa Monica and across the country, it had a different effect on Whitey: With bin Laden off the FBI’s Most Wanted list, he was arguably now the bureau’s most notorious target. And for information leading to his arrest, it was willing to pay $2 million, the largest reward it had ever offered for a domestic target.

The caution that had defined Whitey’s last 16 years — indeed, his entire criminal career — suddenly transformed into paranoia. He became even more of a recluse. He stopped circling items in the paper’s police blotter for neighbors. He stopped pestering the young woman in the building whose personal safety had so concerned him. He stopped cornering Josh Bond, the building’s property manager, for idle conversation.

Greig now had to come up with new excuses for Whitey’s absence. For years, his health problems — some real, some invented — had been convenient cover for the rarity of his forays outside the apartment and his sometimes cranky behavior. Now she leaned on it even more. The descriptions of his illnesses were all over the map. Greig told neighbors they hadn’t seen Charlie because he was sick. He had been hospitalized. It was emphysema. It was his prostate. It was Alzheimer’s. Neighbors noticed that a handwritten sign appeared on the couple’s door, asking people not to knock.


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Whitey’s heightened paranoia forced Greig to alter her routine. He didn’t want her leaving him alone. When she finally showed up at her hairdresser, Farnetti was shocked at her disheveled appearance. As Greig sat in the salon chair, Farnetti looked at her crestfallen face in the mirror. “What’s wrong?” Farnetti asked. “You don’t know,” Greig replied. “You just don’t even know.”

Although Whitey’s fears ebbed as the weeks passed, he had been right to be nervous. By spring 2011, the authorities were sure that the best way to get to Whitey was through Greig. She was more distinctive-looking than her companion, more likely to be out and about, and not nearly as hard-wired to caution. With $50,000, the FBI commissioned a 30-second television ad. It aired in 14 different markets during shows like The View and Live With Regis and Kelly, whose audiences were overwhelmingly female. The premise was that a woman might recognize Greig from a supermarket or a hair salon or somewhere else.

The plan worked. Anna Bjornsdottir was sitting in her apartment in Reykjavik, Iceland, watching a CNN report on the FBI’s change in strategy when a face flashed on the screen. She realized immediately it was Carol, the nice woman she knew from visits to California. On June 21, Bjornsdottir called the FBI’s Los Angeles office, leaving a message on an answering machine. The couple was Carol and Charlie Gasko. They were in Santa Monica.  

The next afternoon, Greig returned a missed call from Bond, the property manager. “Josh, it’s Carol,” she said. “Did you just call?” Bond said the couple’s storage locker had been broken into and offered to meet them to inspect the damage or to call the police for them. Greig suggested that it would be best if her husband met Josh at the locker. Whitey grumbled, but he went down.

It was about 5:45 p.m., and Whitey was walking through the garage when FBI agents and Los Angeles police officers rushed up and surrounded him with their guns drawn. After they handcuffed him, an agent dialed Greig and held the cellphone up to Whitey’s mouth. “Stay in the apartment,” he told her. “I’ve been arrested.”

Later, a neighbor saw Greig talking to FBI agents. She looked calm, even relieved.

***


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Greig and Whitey after being arrested on June 22, 2011, 16 years after he escaped indictment in Boston.

EVEN AS HE approached his 82d birthday, Whitey Bulger was treated as a high-security risk at Plymouth County Correctional Facility. A guard sat outside his cell 24 hours a day. His food, almost always cold, was passed through a slot. A camera in the 8-by-12-foot cell watched his movements. He slept on a thin mattress with a rubberized cover. Attached to the opposite wall was a stainless-steel toilet. Despite occasional bouts of defiance, he was coldly realistic. “Chances are I’ll die in this cell.”

Still, Whitey was preoccupied with his reputation, especially among those who knew him as Charlie Gasko. He wrote to friends and neighbors in Santa Monica, insisting he was not the monster he was being portrayed as, complaining about his treatment, professing his love for the woman everyone knew as Carol, wishing they were back at the Princess Eugenia, strolling the Third Street Promenade at dusk. “Funny but the happiest years were the 16 years on the lam,” he wrote. “Quiet life, no crime, like a 16 year honeymoon. . . . Memories keep me sane.”

Whitey described his plight in noble, selfless terms, as if he had come to see himself in the same benign light that Greig had seen him in throughout their years together. He would do anything to repay the loyalty she had shown him. And as she sat in a jail in Rhode Island, he longed for her.

In exchange for Greig’s release, Whitey claimed that he was willing to plead guilty to all of the charges against him, even if it meant facing execution — in Florida for one murder or in Oklahoma for another. But he said the government refused to make a deal: “[I] never loved anyone like I do her and offered my life (execution) if they would free her. But no they want me to suffer.”

Greig, now 61, pleaded guilty in 2012 to harboring a fugitive and identify fraud and was sentenced to eight years in prison. She has since appealed that decision and a federal appeals court will hear arguments in March on whether her sentence should be cut to less than three years.

As for Whitey, he doesn’t believe she deserved even that. “She did what all the cops, prisons and courts couldn’t,” he wrote. “Got me to live crime free 16 years — for this they should give her a medal.”

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